January 2012
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Friend1: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mom."
Friend2: "Come back to bed"
Friend3: *Various sex noises*
Friend4: "Put your pants back on"
Friend5: "PASS THE WEED"
Dec 28th
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WatchWatch
ofacomplementarynature: Grandmom got overwhelmed with technology instead of reindeer this year round. Yeah grandma, we don’t talk about tumblr. Oh, I love this family.
Dec 28th
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Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind. Please guys, call them if you’re stuck!
Dec 28th
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Dec 26th
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If anyone from the Paprika Family can see this
aposse: you all are a bunch of assholes Yeah, you bunch of assholes! God damn, I hate you all! 
Dec 26th
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I really really like vaginas.
-iswearyouatemytaco: rebellion: ofacomplementarynature: … i think jayden’s not sober… Or he just..really likes vaginas.  vaginas are wonderful<3 my toes are cold. but im wearing socks……. IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE! ..or he’s not sober. yeah, becky wins.
Dec 26th
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I really really like vaginas.
ofacomplementarynature: … i think jayden’s not sober… Or he just..really likes vaginas. 
Dec 26th
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I can’t figure out if it’s sad or incredible that I don’t need to be under the influence of anything to be a complete and total jackass.
Dec 26th
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I love my family.
fuckaxel: Tonight we were on the discussion of being gay. They said how no one should ever be judged on their sexual orientation especially if they’re your blood; they said how me and my cousin should never be scared to come up to them and talk. Ugh, I don’t even know what to write; just them saying that makes me so overwhelmingly happy. It’s just all unconditional love.   Reasons why...
Dec 26th
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FOR CHRISTMAS I'D LOVE TO SNORT A LINE OF MOLLY...
weedbrain: just cause i’m a drug addict lol
Dec 25th
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fade-into-y0u: shesbluntedd: omg gramps This is great! My house on a daily basis, including the brindle dog. :|
Dec 25th
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twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, except for the rebellious teenager blogging about fandoms and homosexuals
Dec 25th
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I wish you’d stop making me feel bad. I’ll be spending the next 3 fucking days with you. Let me do me tonight. Please, I just want to have fun with my friends.
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Michael Jackson < The Weekend
super-eklectic1: stuffedthings: whenitraeens: slypeezy: OXOVOYOLO the weeknd wouldn’t even agree with this though! this is such a fail People who actually fucking spell The Weeknd properly >
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